New Age Pick Up Lines For The Win

Guys, if you’re ever out in an ecstatic dance class, a rainbow gathering, or even in your local yoga class, you are going to need some killer lines to be able to get her number. These are the leading edge in new age spiritual pick up lines.

So, if you are ever struggling to know what to say, note these one liners down in your note book (it better be a gluten free recycled paper notebook!) We sincerely hope these lines leave you with a better sex and dating life!

Let us know how these lines work for you…

1. “I just realized why I’m so attracted to you. You are the physical manifestation of my inner feminine. That’s so hot!”

inner feminine

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2. “I can feel my solar plexus chakra opening up to you, this is just too much for me right now!”

solar plexus chakra

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3. “Would you like to come back to my yurt for some kombucha?”

chat up lines

That is my yurt.

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4. “If you stay over at my place tonight… just so you know… I have non-fluoride toothpaste. I know how important it is to keep our pineal glands clear!”

non fluoride toothpaste

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5. “Namaste. My name is Dave, today is the full moon. I am a Scorpio. My spirit animal is that of the wolf. Does that work for you right now?”

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“Hi, my name is Dave.” © Raw Attraction Magazine

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6. “I love your energy. I love my energy. Let our energies combine to connect, create and manifest!”

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7. “You know what the most important thing in life is? That you love yourself before you love me. Dance for me and show your self love to the highest spiritual degree. I want to see if you pass the test.”

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8. “Can you feel the energy between us right now? Mmm. I can. The energy is saying, “Drop your panties!”

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9. “You are triggering my past lives right now. I can’t believe it. My Lingam met your Yoni in a past life. And now we meet again… karma.”

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10. “My angels said I have to tell you that you need to do this shot of wheatgrass to clear your ajna chakra in order to see the beauty before you. That beauty shining into your third eye, is me.”

angels

My angels speak to me through the horn

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11. “What’s your favourite position? [BIG PAUSE…………..] Oh. I am talking about yoga. What did you think I was talking about? The downward dog really opens my energy channels to love. Shall we do it now?”

spiritual yoga

Is this downward dog or upward dog?

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12. “Can I show you my… big… black… powerful… Obsidian Crystal?”

obsidian crystal

Do you like it?

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13. “I totally just manifested for us to spend the night together, tonight. Congratulations.”

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14. “Do you want a spin… in my merkabah?”

Get in!

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15. “It’s not your job to love me. That’s my job. Your job is to bring everything of who you are in this moment and thrust it down upon me.  Thrust on me, baby.”

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16. “You know the moment? We are in it right now? Just like Eckhart Tolle said! It’s happening! Kiss me!”

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17. “My tantra teacher and I did a meditation to re-birth myself as complete oneness. We did it. I know I don’t need you but I want you. Come into my oneness with me now. You are safe. I have incense sticks.”

incense sticks

The incense sticks are waiting for you.

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What’s next? Are you a man? Become a master of your ejaculation.

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